When I say I'm a quirky kind of guy, I mean I'm a quirky kinda guy. You know that saying about women, how you can tell a lot about a woman by the content of their purse? Well, I wonder what you can tell about a man from the context of his pockets. I feel like I was caught on an off day. USUALLY, you'd find capstick, Burts Bees most likely, and a receipt... but neither of those today! 

Stephen Bryant